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UPDATE:
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College Commentary
Well well well, last time I spanked some intellect on the interwebs, I was a young, not yet legal jazz band soloist whose greatest source of pissoffery lied somewhere in between waitresses who argue the existence of eggs on their menu, and moh-rons who, well, were greasy fools.
Ah college: Late wake up times! Shorter days! Boobies Galore! Womens galore! More Boobies Galore! It seems as though nothing could be bad about ye old Boston. But, seeing as how it is my mission to scowl at patterns of fuckupery, I give you this, my list of shit that annoys me at college.
1. Any guy who wears UnderArmor outside the gym. Under no circumstance should a man’s nipnips be visible when taking a test, riding a bike, or doing anything not involving fighting Randy Couture. No, girls don’t like to see your Man-Mams neither, they have the non-knockoff brand’o'boob.
2. Buying Campus Convenience coffee for 2$- Starbucks is good coffee. Starbucks costs $2. Your coffee tastes like something that was stolen from Planned Parenthood.
3. People who think they are REALLY interesting when drunk. Nope, sorry, you’re just easier to avoid.
4. Cockblockers!- I believe that we should apply the old Edison Intermediate School system of “One put down, two pushups” rule to create legislation for “One Cockblock, 9 Cockslaps”
5. Commonwealth Avenue- Whoever designed a street to have 6 lanes of traffic, 2 trolleytrains, and a pedistrian walkway is the same guy who keeps hiring Collin Farrell. I say we just go all out and add random snake pits, broken glass, and buzzsaws just to keep everyone on their toes. Bake us some BADASS points!
6. The guy in my dorm who fucked up mah toilet!- You know who you are! Before you, the toilet was an ivory sanctuary of peace. Now, it looks like an Oreo McFlurry. You’ze a ho!
7. Dane Cook Supporters- Ok, ok, i get it, he’s from Boston. So is avian bird flu.
Well, 7 seems like a good number. Let me re-emphasize that sleeping in, having less class, and boobitude far outweigh any negatives.
But mah toilet!
-Mat Leonard
The shirt should be de rigeur at upcoming cabinet conformation hearings. With long sleeves, it would be appropriate for he inaugural feastivities.